Thursday, July 9, 2009

Ode to Hot Cops

Why is it that every time I get pulled over, or get a flat or break down somewhere it's always the old gray haired, chubby cops that are there? This afternoon I was driving down Highway 89 and saw a car that was broken down on the side of the road. And while I felt bad for them, as breaking down does suck, the cop that stopped to help them was nothing short of B U I L T and H O T. So I ask again, where were you when I got pulled over in I-15 for doing 96 in a 75? Sigh.


A said...

Did I tell you I got pulled over a couple of weeks ago? Blond 30 something hottie who did not give me a ticket. You should move closer and maybe he'll pull you over!

this will say I'm AJ but it's really MJ

JjHansen said...

So what you're saying is that it should be my goal to get pulled over in Utah County? If you promise to pay any tickets I may receive, I think I can do that.

All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
- Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.